I went to the park today. When I got there it was only me and some other woman in this gated off area. I fell asleep in 2 seconds…this was not my intention.
Maybe 45 minutes later I woke up to find myself sweating and my arm was soaking went with my own drool. Apparently I could not be bothered to swallow while I napped.
I am also confident that I was snoring – as that is what I do.
When I sat up, I found that now there were about 15 people in the small gated area. They were probably happy to see the snorer go.
So essentially, I’m that really hot girl in the park you wish you were hanging out with.