I think I may be permanently numb.
I can feel nothing on the right side of my mouth and I was served the numbing injection nearly 3 hours ago. I don't recall it lasting this long last time.
This could be a good weight loss plan.
I won't eat anything I must chew for for fear of biting off my tongue. In which case I will have to throw the severed piece in a zip lock bag (with some milk - I know - you are suppose to do with with teeth - or something - whatever) and march on down to Lincoln Park hospital leaving a trail of blood.
This is not a scene I want no part of.
By the way - I don't have a dirty mouth - just deep pits.