Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.
I was about 23 when I finally understood this f-ing song. I am slow.
I have a million stories about me doing dumb crap. The humidifier story is my favorite.
I have theory that people that admit and laugh at the stupid things they say, do, and think are happier and more intelligent then people that can't admit they, in fact, don't know everything.
I was a know-it-all in my previous existence. I apologize to anyone I annoyed.