It is with the GREATEST disappointment that I inform my loved ones:
I WILL NOT be sending a Barbie Holiday card this year.
This year....Babs looks like a slut.
I like my Babs classy and sophisticated, not whored out like something you might find in the December issue of an adult magazine.
Needless to say, I remain horrified by the entire situation. I think I will write a letter about the card. In fact...I will.
Prepare yourselves for a new and exciting card this year.
...something not involving a plastic doll that appears to have just got done giving a $10 Holiday special hand job.