I am currently in a small town in northern Denmark. I am related to 75% of the people that reside here. I do not kid.
The Scandanavian people are mostly good looking. I am good looking. The Scandanavians also do not steal. I do not steal.
If you are good looking in any manner and you are not a theif...chances are you can trace your roots to Scandanavia.
If you can not trace your roots to these fine countries...you are a hideous ill mannered theif. I'm not sayin' ... I'm just sayin'
I am also kidding. Geez...don't take me so seriously.
If you have a baby here = 1 year off work, paid by the gov't. Sign me up. I want to be a paid baby machine.