*I am completely aware that I look like a polack in this photo. Do not be alarmed if someone that looks like this shows up at your door, mop in hand, to clean your house.

I decided to start a blog. I was once told of this blogging long long ago..when I lived in a place called: Arizona. I no longer reside there.

Anyway - there are three reasons I have started this:

1. My friend has one and I felt the need - I am a follower

2. I am funny and my funny thoughts should be available at all hours

3. I refuse to be 30 and have a myspace.